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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought chris rock was a new type of crack
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma so fat when sat on the toilet the toilet said ABCD 123 get your fat butt off of me.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Your mama is so fat she jumped
in the air and got stuck
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
A blonde walks into a store and says to the store clerk i want that tv right there. the clerk says sorry i dont sell to blondes so the blonde goes and dies her hair red and goes back to the store. she tells the clerk i want that tv right there then the clerk says sorry i dont sell to blondes Agngry and uupset she dies her hair brown and walks into the store and says to the clerk i want that tv right there I dont sell to blondes he says so sh dies her hair puple and once agian she says i want than tv right there and the clerk say i dont sell to blondes.the blonde says i have died my hair three difrent color how do you know im a blonde.finally the clerk says thats a microwave
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 Funny Jokes From category Police Jokes
What do you call a policewoman with a shaved fanny ? Cunt-stubble
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
An old man was driving down the freeway and his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Religious Jokes
There 50 wemon in line for confession the priest asked everyone have you had contact with a thingy the first woman said i touched it so the priest said go dip your fingers in holy water the second lady said i held one so the priest said go soak your hand in holy water then there was a fight over somewhere in the line the priest said whats wrong then the lady fight ing said i njeed to drink it before that other lady dips her ass in it
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
A lady goes to the gynecologist. And while she is in the stirrups the doctor was examining her and says: "That's the largest vagina I've ever seen." - "That's the largest vagina I've ever seen."
She said: "Thanks Doc, but you didn't have to say it twice."
The Doctor replies: "I didn't."
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Comebacks
Girl: When my boyfriend tells me to go make him a sandwhich whats a good comeback?
Boy: You should comback with a sandwhich
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Why are men so ass lazy
cuz they soo stupid they need prostitudes to do there work
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 Funny Jokes From category Lawyer Jokes
Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A: Other lawyers look interested.
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the babys weight 'is he bottle fed or breast fed?' The woman replies 'breast fed.' The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while... 'no wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.' Woman replies 'I know, Im his granny... but Im glad I came!'
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
The Johnsons were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Johnson made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered.
"No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Johnson turned to his wife Meg. "Show him your tooth, Honey."
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 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Rin Tin Tin.
Rin Tin Tin Who?
Rin Tin Tin days or you're
out of here!
[ Joke sent by Scott Weissbrodt ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
YO MOMMA so ugly she had to go trick'rtreat'n on da phone!!!!:D
[ Joke sent by Crystal ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Comebacks
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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 Funny Jokes From category One Liner Jokes
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
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