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What is a Boy Scout?
A child dressed like a moron under the command of a moron dressed like a child.
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What is the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath?
Psycho thinks 1+1=3;
Socio knows 1+1=3, but he get mad!
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Quotes
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?"
"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor, disappointed that John would even ask such a question.
"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma eyes so cock eyeded she dont have to look both ways while crosing the street
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 Funny Jokes From category Little Johnny Jokes
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Little Johnny: Big hands!
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 Funny Jokes From category Computer Jokes
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly she makez blind children cry
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 Funny Jokes From category Computer Jokes
My dad was on his computer than it crashed all i heard was for **** sake why crash on me for why
i said to him dad just calm down it will work with my touch
my dad said to me dont touch it with u touching it it will only brak more
why will it dad why ?
becuse it dont like little kids!
oh thanks
ur more than wellcome
[ Joke sent by Lolypop ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and peed on herself
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Yo ur mama so geto when she breast feed cool aid comes out!!
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 Funny Jokes From category Politic Jokes
Knock knock who's there face face who face it want stop talking
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma is so fat when she went to a hotel and ask for a water bed the but a blanket over the ocean
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window, somebody yelled rape!
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 Funny Jokes From category Fart Jokes
OMG Jacob just farted.It smells so good.Inhale the aroma.It smells like beans and bacon.
[ Joke sent by Fart Robott ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
A blonde was going in to a store. as walked pass a sign it said no blond alowed. she quickly ran to the hospital and shit her pants:)
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 Funny Jokes From category Female Jokes
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from nowhere."
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat people ask your dad why did your dad marrie a whale
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
who's there?
dishes.
dishes who
dishes the Navajo police open up
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